There is No Coincidence

If you've found this site then it is neither coincidence nor chance~

It is hitsuzen~

Fate~

You are in need of something and I can give it to you~

For a price~

Satisfaction is guaranteed~

Make a Wish


((IC-ly this post is NOT a journal entry but a "website" set up for characters to contact Yuuko quickly, conveniently, and privately instead of asking for her in their own journals, if they so choose. All comments here will be considered "emails" and the entry will remain at the top of her IJ as well as being linked both in her profile and the links section of her sidebar for easy access.))

Next time ask nicely and I may invite you to stay for some sake~

I am happy to announce that

Girls for Magical Effects Dot Com

is up and ready for business again~!


[Private to Sano // Unhackable]

I trust you're doing well, Sano-kun~?

[/Private]

I would like to speak with you, Yamada Hanatarou-kun~

This is quite a predicament.

Oh my~ How charming~

This will certainly be a night to remember~

((WHO WILL BE YUUKO'S TOMOYO-CHAN?))

First Watanuki, then Schuldig~ It's so hard to find good help, especially when the spirits don't wish you to have it~

And it's so tiresome doing everything yourself~

What a day, I tell ya. I sold two Buicks and a Thunderbird today. I haven't had a day this good since . . . Well I can't tell you when.

Honey? Why don't grab a bottle of champagne from the cellar and put it on ice for tonight.

And Luki and Noki? I hope you've both done your homework because I have a special surprise for you too.

Several months ago I requested help from my more powerful peers here~ The customer in question has been sent back to his world, so unless he returns, your assistance won't be required~ However, if you'd still like your wishes granted, we can work something out~

Doesn't everyone look cute~

((Pretend Yuuko's icons have kitty ears. *COUGH* >.>

ETA: For the record, Yuuko's ears are fake. They should look real enough, though. Or, y'know, as real as cat ears on a human WOULD look. XD))

. . . it seems I owe all of you an apology. Quite an apology.



[Private to Nagi//Unhackable]

I would like to speak with you.

[/Private]

I am in need of some assistance~

I've been asked to grant a wish that I can't on my own, so I've been put in the unique position of having to ask for some help~ I am well aware that there are other residents of this building that have powers that could rival those of the spirits here if they hadn't tampered them~ Or there might be others with the potential to have that power~

My client wishes to become human again and for that, I'll need your help~ Of course I can't force anyone~ But I also can't ask for help without offering something in return~

((POSTED BEFORE THE CURSE ENDED))

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
To this
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Time Witch, please!"
And I help them!
Yes I do

Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls

The spirits only take an equal trading
'Cause granting wishes is, in fact, a chore!
So you see it's much preferred for customers to give their word
And make sure they know just what they have in store!
Come on, they're not all that impressed with negotiation
Or bartering, so don't think that you can
But your problem will be gone
When you pay the price tagged on
That's what you came here for it's "hitsuzen"!

Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
It will only cost
The wish that's been voiced!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad but true
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
You've got the pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and save your soul,
Maru, Moro, now I've got them, girls
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul

*Silence*

*Light amused chuckle*